can i tell ya’ll something really dumb?
when killerkhaleesi and i went out on friday night, i got so drunk. literally the drunkest i have ever been in a while. so i got home, got changed, and went back downstairs into my mom’s bathroom so i could (you know what i mean and the only reason i went downstairs is because someone locked the upstairs bathroom door FROM THE OUTSIDE and i was too drunk to deal with that shit but i’m still salty about it) and i ended up falling asleep on the couch and when i woke up
if that is not a sign from God about SOMETHING, idk what is
This is the future godmother of my dvd collection. I would donate a kidney to this nerd in a heartbeat. This goofy ass woman knows the code to unlock my phone. Ladies, gentlemen, and folks of an indeterminate gender, I introduce to you my best friend. She a fool.